Here we thought the grocery shrink ray only worked one way, but Jennie-O is blowing our minds with a subtle reversal of the ray, turning it into a zapper that adds 10% of the fat back in to its turkey franks.
But as our reader J.G. notes, this time, Jennie-O is no longer offering turkey franks that are 50% less fat than USDA data for beef franks, but are now a bit fattier, at only 40% less fat.
Suppose this calls for a new term, Grocery Biggening Ray? Grocery Expanding Ray? We’ll work on it.