We Now Live In A World Where Hot Dogs Are Stuffed Into Pizza Crust

It’s already unfair that the United Kingdom gets to brag about David Beckham, having a queen and lots of old castles, but now they’ve got another one up on the rest of us with a new offering from Pizza Hut: Pizza crust stuffed with a hot dog. Bring it on over here and let us Americans take a closer look.

Pizza Hut’s site touts the undoubtedly delicious, artery-clogging offering as such (via Fox News): “Succulent hot dog sausage bursting from our famous stuffed crust, with a FREE Mustard Drizzle.”

You had us at FREE Mustard Drizzle. Actually, we might as well admit we were smitten at sausage.

The spread of the hot dug crust pizza has been slow-going, as it first appeared in Thailand and Japan years ago. That has planted some small kernel of hope in us that the pizza will make its way across the pond so we can witness it firsthand and with our own inquiring stomachs.

At least we can brag about the Doritos Locos Tacos at Taco Bell, right?

Pizza Hut introduces hot dog stuffed crust pizza in the U.K. [Fox News]