A 22-year-old Kentucky man has been charged with burglary after breaking into an IGA overnight and making a huge mess. According to court records, the man smashed a glass door to enter the store, discharged fire extinguishers, smeared his nude body and the manager’s office with peanut butter and chocolate, and used liquid cold remedies to scrawl the word “Sorry” on the floor.

He was charged with burglary, criminal mischief and indecent exposure. A relative told reporters that he needs psychiatric help rather than jail, and suspected that someone had slipped him the popular drug “bath salts.”

Cops Bust Naked Burglar Covered In Chocolate, Peanut Butter [The Smoking Gun]
Chocolate Covered Burglar Found inside Kentucky Store [Arkansas Matters] (Thanks, Eric!)

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