With the rest of the world trying to cut down on the use of paper, it is apparently up to the grocery industry to keep destroying trees in the name of ridiculously long receipts.

Over at Reddit, a reader shared this snake of a receipt they’d received after purchasing a grand total of two things at their local Kroger.

The receipt comes complete with a summary of points earned for the purchase, amount saved and very, very detailed info on the “3 Easy Ways to Apply” for the Kroger Mastercard.

We hope they don’t do receipt checking at the door at Kroger because it could take an hour to read through the text on this monster.

Really Kroger? I bought 2 things… [Reddit]

Thanks to Howard for the tip!

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