The holidays are here so that means it’s time for the TSA to release a new list of items that you think would bring holiday cheer but actually need to be banned to protect national security. UCBComedy’s The Brig parodies TSA policies in this new sketch that is probably more disturbing (warning: blood n’ candy canes) than uproarious.

TSA: Newly Banned Items	UCBcomedy.com
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The TSA’s New List of Banned Carryon Items [UCBComedy via SplitSider]

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