In an encouraging step, Sears has made its merchandise and web shopping experience more accessible to a marginalized population that most retailers ignore: zombies. They’ve even translated the site into Zombian. As they put it, “Zerger bargarz zambah barg!” Yes.

There’s even a gift guide in case you’re wondering what to buy that special zombie in your life for Halloween.

Sears: afterlife. well spent. [Sears (Thanks to everyone who sent this in!)
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