Sears Finally Runs Out Of Living Customers, Reaches Out To Zombies

Zerger bargarz!

Zerger bargarz!

In an encouraging step, Sears has made its merchandise and web shopping experience more accessible to a marginalized population that most retailers ignore: zombies. They’ve even translated the site into Zombian. As they put it, “Zerger bargarz zambah barg!” Yes.

There’s even a gift guide in case you’re wondering what to buy that special zombie in your life for Halloween.

Sears: afterlife. well spent. [Sears (Thanks to everyone who sent this in!)
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