Remember those find-however-many-things-wrong-with-this picture puzzles? Well, here’s something that could easily pass for one of those.

Let’s see. First, kids over the age of 3 are no longer toddlers, so the warning box on this costume is a contradiction. Secondly, the angel motif is inappropriate due to the fact that its tiny parts could harm any toddlers who got a hold of it, presumably putting them at risk of transcending into the spirit realm for good.

The costume is definitive proof that illiterate parents should find someone to do their Halloween costume shopping for them.

(Thanks, Ellen!)

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