So as to mentally prime shopper drones to show their papers, a MI Walmart has taped a sign to its cash registers asking them to keep their receipts out for the greeters.

However, when our tipster Jason reached the exit, there was no one there checking receipts.

“I’ve never been checked at any Walmart that I’ve been to yet,” writes Jason, “but that day where where I have to make a scene will come eventually.”

Maybe Jason should start a local chapter of the National Receipt Association (NRA). “I’ll give you my receipt when you take it from my cold, dead hands!”

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