An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing after an inebriated and drugged-out American Airlines passenger lit some napkins on fire.

His seatmate reportedly threw down her DVD player and alerted flight attendants. They gave him an extremely stern talking to and tried to figure out what the hell he was doing.

The lady who sat next to him was reportedly upset and crying for the rest of the flight.

The passenger was booked and taken to jail after the plane landed.

“He won’t be flying on American Airlines anymore,” said an American Airlines spokesman.

Guess there’s been a good reason all along that the TSA has been collecting our lighters all these years.

Lit passenger lights up napkin on American Airlines flight [Dallas Morning News]

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