First, there was Pepsi Vanilla. Then there was Pepsi Lime. Now, exclusively at Walgreens, you can get the latest special flavor of Pepsi: Pepsi H1N1. It is also available in frozen pizza, Buffalo wing, and ice cream form.
Fortunately, if you’re not yet infected, Coke bottles offer the vaccine.
Yes, as if their outdoor billboards advertising “H1N1 NOW AVAILABLE” weren’t confusing enough, they’ve now apparently printed up stickers and started slapping them on every surface in the store with no sense whatsoever of how this could be just a bit incongruous. Nah.
Thanks to Dan for the photos.