Guys, as you probably already know, your bathroom is currently a horrible megaphone of urination when you’re in there. Everyone can hear you! Gah! Luckily the Pee Without Noise stool will fix that right away. If you’re still skeptical, check out this copy from the product page:

You could sit, but not only is that unbecoming a man, you also risk splashing the rim. This simple, elegant tool could save your dignity, your relationship, or even your life (if there’s a robber in the house but you just have to go)!

But really, couldn’t they have called it a bench?

“Pee Without Noise Stool” [Japan Trend Shop via OhGizmo!]

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