ZenCollegeLife hit the books and dug up some wild examples of affirmative action, including scholarships for tall people, the left-handed and psychics.

Those are only a few of the 45 oddball handouts in the story. If you’re a student you might actually find a sugar daddy in the piece, but if you’ve long since graduated, prepare for much wailing and gnashing of teeth when you discover you missed out on the American Fire Sprinkler Association Scholarship, which lets you qualify for $2,000 simply by reading an essay about sprinklers and answering a 10-question quiz.

45 Of The Weirdest College Scholarships [ZenCollegeLife]

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