When Pepsi redesigned their logo, we all just figure that they wanted it to look more like Obama’s. Apparently not. A leaked document shows that actually… the entire history of civilization and the formation of the theory of relativity was just some stuff that lead up to the new Pepsi logo.

You can read the entire document here, or check out some additional highlights on Gawker, which has a much higher tolerance for this sort of bullsh*t than we do.

‘Breathtaking’ Document Reveals Pepsi’s Logo is Pinnacle of Entire Universe [Gawker]

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