Say No to Crack has posted a list of five of the worst-named products to ever reach the market. Runner up for best worst name is that classic of early 80s television, AYDS diet chews (which we’ve covered in depth here). Our personal favorite, though, is the Hand Shredder.

Their top pick is the Tiddy Bear, which we actually think is a great name, much better than the “Breast Friend” or the “Dirty Pillow Pillow”—or, if you could license Peter Scolari’s face (and it can’t be that expensive) then it could be called the “Bosom Buddy”.

“Top 5 Most Unfortunately Named Products” [Say No to Crack via Neatorama]

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