Stephen Colbert Weighs In On Botulism, Chinese Poison Train, Subprime Lending

Who’s reading us now? Stephen Colbert weighs in on a bunch of Consumerist topics with more gravitas than we can muster ourselves. Sorry we missed the whole “dentist puts boar tusks in your mouth while you’re anesthetized” story. We’ll try to do better next time.


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  1. DePaulBlueDemon says:


  2. JRuiz47 says:

    Meghann, don’t worry about missing the boar tusks story. I’m sure some people on here would have found some way to blame the assistant who sued.

  3. synergy says:

    Not that I’m hating on Colbert, but I don’t usually find him particularly funny. The one that was amusing was #3. *shrug* I like Stewart much better.

  4. STrRedWolf says:

    Was there photos of the boar tusk story? Some of us would like to see how horribly weird it looked!

  5. stre says:

    That’s right, UW Badgers taking over the world! Mu ha ha haha.

  6. Joewithay says:

    Yeah Bucky FTW!!!

  7. Dustbunny says:


    Here’s a link to the story, but sadly, there are no pics:


  8. nctrnlboy says:

    the subprime lending bit with the black guy was hilarious! Saw that the other day. I truely hate predatory lending practices. Its ALL OVER daytime tv here. :(

  9. Ncisfan says: