US Airways Has "Tardiness Issues", As Our 3rd Grade Teacher Would Say

Hey US Airways? Is everything alright at home? Getting enough sleep? How’s Doug? Has he quit drinking? Your flights were on time only 56% of the time in March, and it’s becoming an issue with your schoolwork.

US Airways came in dead last among major airlines for on time performance. A bunch of excuses were made available to the media, including computer failure and bad weather. Boohoo. This is going on your permanent record, young airline.—MEGHANN MARCO

US Airways had a pretty tardy March [USA Today]