Same Zune Gay Porn Post, Now With Video Included

Liberated the “Walmart Sells Gay Porn Filled Zune To Little Girl” clip from the evil clutches of the Fox media player.

CHANELL: “And she asks me what is this? And I’m like, I don’t know what that thing does. So she gave it to me, and it was a homosexual orgy… that they had videotaped for an hour and 44 minutes.”

REPORTER: “The store manager blamed Microsoft.”

FATHER: “The issue is, you didn’t check it once it came back into your store.”

Definitely Walmart’s fault. The Zune box is said to look like it was opened before and it’s missing a charger. Someone returned the Zune to Walmart and Wamart just put the box back on the shelf without checking at all. By logical extension, Walmart therefore supports homosexual intercourse. — BEN POPKEN