Oh, OJ.

Judging by the 967 articles on Google News today about OJ’s planned FOX tv special and book, titled If I Did it, someone is excited. His publisher calls the book, “his confession.” Whatever.

When we clicked over to Harper Collin’s website to see how they were marketing If I Did It, we saw that under “New Books Similiar to This One” is the book One Hot Summer by Carolina Garcia Aquilera, “But when her old law school boyfriend-the handsome Luther Simmonds–shows; up out of nowhere, all hell breaks loose . . . ”

We should say so. Must be difficult to find books to market with an alledged killer’s hypothetical retelling of how he would have murdered two people. Also, we’d just like to note that there is an option on OJ’s page to, “Invite an author to chat with your reading group.” Uhhhhh… No thanks. —MEGHANN MARCO

OJ’s Harper Collins Page [Harper Collins]
Publisher on O.J.: ‘I consider this his confession’ [CNN]