What Else Could Go Wrong, UPS?

Brad sends in this screenshot of how his package is faring in the hands of UPS.

Not so hot, it looks like. Somewhere along the line, someone confused his disk drive bay with a food and/or a drug.

Brett asks, “What more can happen to this? How much worse can it get?” How about…

THIS PACKAGE IS BEING FORCE-FED TO PITBULLS WHO WILL FIGHT EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH. THEIR REMAINS WILL BE PASSED THROUGH A FAX MACHINE. A CLEARANCE AGENCY WILL HOLD THEM UNTIL THEY FEEL LIKE DRIVING BY YOUR HOUSE AND THROWING THEM IN YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PICK UP THE NEWSPAPER.