Customize Your Crocs With A Crock

How can we make Crocs more fugly? Enter Jibbitz, colored plastic gemstones you stuff in your Croc holes.

Wearing Crocs boldly shouts, “I’m simultaneously unique and trendy.” Likewise, sporting Jibbitz declares unbridledly, “I have optical cancer, and I want to give it to you.”

Jibbitz Official Website. (Thanks to Brandon!)

For bonus fun, set your volume on “stun” and run the cursor repeatedly over the logo.