Reader Shaun spotted this entry form for a local Nascar tickets sweepstakes, sponsored by Hardees “charbroiled thickness” and Comcast. It seems designers at Comcast went a bit overboard with the mouseprint. Even after digital magnification, it’s nigh impossible to discern the contest’s rules.

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