• Now my dog gets junk mail. [Being Peter Kim]
• Seeing the failure of cajoling and guilt trips , Architectural Digest lays down a final ultimatum to retain a subscriber: threatening to stop sending notices! Kristie, it’s over. He’s with Dwell now and you need to respect that. [Bonjour PeeWee]
• Such an ebullient profusion of toothpaste. Our mouth feels dirty after reading the litany of offerings. Time for a piece of Trident. [Lekowicz]

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