Unattended Juicy-Juice boxes will be confiscated. This one was shortly detonated on the tarmac inside a special containment box made out of graham crackers.

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No one will guess the terrorist plot inside my hardening nipples.

The caption for this photo read, “An unidentified man sprays cologne on himself before throwing it into a trash can while waiting to board a flight.” But you know it’s totally staged to support a liberal media bias.

What’s this so-called, “International Section?”

Miami-Dade ensures you don’t get get thirsty.

Do we even care about this shit anymore?

If you don’t obey her bullhorn, she will totally shove the Canada Dry and Pepsi up your ass. BOOM sucka!

Now that we have all the incendiary devices collected, let’s dump them together and smash them.

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