Breasts make men crazy. The hypnotic jiggling of rose-tipped orbs have been enough to make men do all sorts of insane things: bungee jump, wear leather pants, claim to have coined the phrase “Pardon my French.”

And what does a lifetime of staring at breasts get you? Joe Francis, creator of the Girls Gone Wild video series.

‘Baby, Give Me a Kiss’ is an absolutely riveting expose of Francis… so creepy and so well-written that it would be an injustice to fully try to describe it here. Just take our word for it and go read it.

It starts with Francis grabbing Claire Hoffman, the writer of the piece, by the back of her neck, slamming her down on the hood of his car and attempting to break her arm. It ends with Francis raping an 18 year old girl. And, perhaps saddest of all, it exposes some of the more troubling aspects of a young generation that makes role-models of porn stars and Page Six celebrities.

An absolute must read.

Baby, Give Me A Kiss [LA Times] (Image courtesy of

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