Tiffany & Co Fined For Hiding Deadly Teething Ring

Tiffany & Co, of breakfast fame, has been fined for failing to tell the government about a potentialy hazardous silver teething rattle.

The center bar on the Farm Teether Rattle could break, releasing small beads and animal figures.

If you’re abused by overpriced baubles as a child, you’re more likely to abuse other’s Puritan-derived sense of modesty as an adult.

Why then Tiffany keeps insisting on trying to kill its future clientele, we have no idea.

(Thanks to Bernard!)