Whilst browsing the Apple forum, looking to find a solution for why my MagSafe connector wouldn’t actually charge my MacBook Pro anymore (solution? “Buy a new one!” Thanks, Apple chuckleheads.) I came across this remarkable cry for fumigatory technical support and the accompanying video illustrating his problem: insects living inside his monitor.

The puns are just too easy here; the subject too prone and supine. To indulge would be cheap and degrading, like date rape. So insert your own ‘Buggy Monitor’ joke here.

Animals IN my screen. HELP!! [Apple Support Forums]

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