• Today’s Woot!: nFocus SP5000 HD-Ready LCD Home Theater Projector with a 76″ Screen for $729.99. Never before has a spread-eagled vagina looked so much like being devoured by a Cthulhu monster.

• And for pretentious sniffing by bulbous, burst-vein noses: this week’s Woot! Wine is 4 bottles of the Foppiano lexander Valley 2002 Sangovese for $39.99. Wine Enthusiast called it a ” a wine that will even please those who say they don’t like red wine. It’s nice and light but with delicious flavors of ripe red stone fruits and spicy red berries and a touch of vanilla. Feels silky and clean through the spicy finish.” Cellarable for 10 years; a retail price of about $18 bucks a bottle, making this a buy two-get two free deal.

Highlights from Dealhacks

• I/O Magic External DVD+/-R/RW DL Drive $40 at Circuit City

• Toshiba Satellite Dual Core Notebook PC $700 at CompUSA

• Western Digital My Book 500GB USB 2.0 Hard Drive $200 at Best Buy

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