It’s the weekend, and time to party. Therefore, tonight’s dangling odds and ends are presented in scream format.

• A PMS FIGHTING CANDY BAR? ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I’M FAT? [WP] “An Ounce of Prevention, or a Few Pounds of Cure”
• UPSIDE-DOWN-BACKWARDS OOPSY DAY: TOYOTA RECALLS CARS TO MAKE THEM LESS SAFE [CNN] ” Toyota’s Totally Bizarre Recall”
• JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE MEN GUYS WITH CIGARETTES COMING OUT THEIR SNEAKERS [The Blotter] “Smokers Airline Set To Light Up Next Year”
• WHY BOTHER TRYING TO INFLUENCE BLOGGERS WHEN YOU CAN BUY THEM OUTRIGHT, COCK-STAR INTERNATIONAL? [Free Press] “Polluting The Blogosphere”
• WHAT’S SO HARD ABOUT GETTING ME A FUCKING DRAGONBOAT PADDLE? [100% Juiced] ” Getting a New Paddle – The Fiasco”
• DO YOU GET THE METAPHOR? THE BANK IS MADE OUT OF SOYLENT GREEN [YouTube] “Akbank Commercial”
• THESE RIFFS ON AIRLINE SAFETY MANUALS EMIT INTOLERABLY HIGH LEVELS OF RF [Airtoons]

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