Hardee’s is marketing its new 930 calorie, 63 grams of fat Philly Cheesesteak Thickburger with the line “Now meat is a condiment.”

The only thing more disgusting I can immediately think of is the slogan ‘Now semen-coated afterbirth is a condiment.’

When did hamburger joints start getting their recipes from Homer Simpson? Next thing you know, that black, decomposing hoagie he kept behind the couch is going to be on the menu.

Meat-on-meat sandwich spurring sales for U.S. fast-food chain Hardee’s [New Mexican]

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