Beef hacked off the side of a holy Japanese cow. Mushrooms decried in the wild by the quivering snout of a trained French pig. A single slice of cheese congealed from the lactations of an angel’s snowy breasts.

Meet the most expensive hamburger in the world, sold at the Boca Raton Old Homestead Steakhouse for $124.50 each. The restaurant donates 10 bucks from each sale to the Make-A-Wish foundation. Gee, how generous.

Looking at the full list of ingredients, sure, it does look prestigious and swell. But I can’t be the only one who looks at the picture above and finds their mouth’s loins a quiver for a three buck Wendy’s Bacon Double Cheeseburger.

Fla. Restaurant Sells $100 Hamburger [AP]

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