It’s that time again: knees bent, faces blubbering against your belly, our pathetic plea for your consumerist tales.

Got a tale of customer service woe set to make the sphincters of all your fellow consumerists pucker in sympathetic horror? Tell us!

Know a truly excellent company that deserves our praises and maybe one of those cardboard Science Fair certificates of excellence that Popken bought at the dollar store? Let us know!

Annoyed by the trend that we started today: Bukkake Monday? Hate us!

Decided to make a six dollar “service included” charge at your local Persian restaurant into an Internet-wide campaign for Semitic Autonomy? We don’t give a shit.

Here’s just some of the stories that Ben and John remembered to tag ‘reader’ over the last week:

Ugly American Apparel
Time To Human Vs. Time To Sentience
Collection Agencies Add Insult to Snowboard Injury
Continental’s Customer Service Plane Goes Boom
Happy Happy Consumer Day!
Ask The Consumerists: Getting Out of Credit Card Debt
Cable Install Horrors: The Wall Fish Expert
Blimpie Pops

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