We really can’t resist another Quiznos post. This is what Quiznos is advertising as their nine dollar and twenty nine cent Prime Rib Sub…

Looks delicious, doesn’t it? A gastronomic orgy of the most delectable bovine, slathered in cheese and peppercorn sauce.

An actual photo (and this bears repeating) of the nine dollar and twenty nine cent sub after the jump.

Gentlemen, that’s not prime rib: it’s a bowel movement that has pulled half of a diseased colon away with it. How can Quiznos possibly get away with calling that prime rib?

Quiznos Prime Rib Sub [The Impulsive Buy]
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