New McDonald’s Contest: Your Face On Their Sack

Want to get your face on a McDonald’s paper bag?

McDonald’s website is currently featuring a contest. Write a poignant love story in 100 words or less and submit it to them, along with your photo, and you too could be featured on a greasy sack!

I should probably compose an entry in 100 words or less about the time my girlfriend’s poignant love earned her an eternal place on my greasy sack, but I think the accompanying photograph would disqualify me. She’s loving it, though.

McDonald’s Sets ‘Online Casting Call’ [Yahoo News]


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  1. Scott says:

    “…my greasy sack” and “She’s loving it, though.” – brilliant! Who wrote this one??

    Now that I think of it, why don’t the writers at Consumerist have their names attached to their articles? I’d like to know who wrote what.

  2. Halo says:

    I agree. You guys are gold today!

  3. airship says:

    I won’t bother to enter this one. Even though I owe my manly physique to fast food (though seldom McDonald’s), I’m sure they wouldn’t want to plaster a photo of my form on their bags. They’ll pick skinny or normal sized people, not those of us with bigger-than-life frames who actually eat their crap.

  4. mark duffy says:

    I fucked a Grimace. The end. Do I win?

  5. Spaceman Spiff says:

    I dont really care to have my picture littering Americas Highways, and being wadded up and thrown into the trash. Can you imagine that stain on your resume? McDonalds model. Conjures up images that are not flattering.