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Video Shows What Not To Do At McDonald’s When You’re Tired Of Waiting For Your Change

Although we don’t like how often we report on scuffles, brawls and other fights at fast food restaurants, we like to think that each example gives us the opportunity to learn something. In the case of a McDonald’s customer who ended up in a tie-grabbing, right-hook flying kerfuffle with a worker in Minneapolis, the lesson to be learned may be: exhibit patience when waiting for your change. [More]

LEGO Tells Everyone To Stop Freaking Out About Reported Holiday Season Shortage

LEGO Tells Everyone To Stop Freaking Out About Reported Holiday Season Shortage

Because there aren’t enough Lego bricks out there waiting for you to step on them, yesterday the Internet flipped out over news that the toy company wouldn’t have enough of the plastic pieces to meet demand this holiday season. “Nooooooo!” the masses wailed, “How can anyone be expected to take such an injustice?” Settle down, guys. LEGO says there’s no reason to freak out — at least, if you live in the U.S. [More]

Not the ice cream in question. (Morton Fox)

Punching A Cashier In The Face Won’t Make A Free Ice Cream Coupon Any Less Expired

If we’ve said it once, we’ve said it a million times: staying calm and reasonable will get you so much farther than getting all violent and punchy. Although it’s still all in the Land of Alleged, police say a Long Island man punched a Carvel worker in the face after she refused to honor his expired coupon for a free ice cream cone. Sigh. [More]