There is one spot left in the WCIA Anything-But-Elite 8, and these two companies are in a race to see who can get there slowest. [More]
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Worst Company In America Round 2: Carnival Vs. Spirit
April 2, 2013
Worst Company In America Round 2: Comcast Vs. DirecTV
April 2, 2013
If these two competitors were running this WCIA slap-fight, they would charge you to watch it on pay-per-view, then screw up the bill and cancel your service in the middle of the bout. [More]
Worst Company In America Round 2: FedEx Vs. Time Warner Cable
April 1, 2013
It’s time to see which annoys you most: Packages that disappear into the ether, or cable installers who just never show up. [More]
Worst Company In America Round 2: EA Vs. Facebook
April 1, 2013
Having each thoroughly thrashed their competitors in the opening round, it’s time for the reigning Golden Poo holder and the current king of social media to pick on someone their own size. [More]
Worst Company In America Round 2: Apple Vs. AT&T
March 29, 2013
Let’s get ready for the weekend by pitting a wildly popular electronics company against the wireless provider that had once been its partner-in-crime. [More]
Worst Company In America Round 2: Sallie Mae Vs. Ticketmaster
March 29, 2013
No better way to ruin a good Friday afternoon than to bring up two companies people simply hate giving their money to. Thankfully, only one of these bad businesses will survive. [More]
Worst Company In America Round 2: Bank Of America Vs. Chase
March 28, 2013
It’s time for Banker Battle 2013, as these two Wall Street Warriors take a break from trading toxic securities in order to trade some deadly blows to the head. [More]
Worst Company In America Round 2: Walmart Vs. Sears
March 28, 2013
Let the next round begin! Now that these two retailers have a taste for blood, it’s time to sic them against each other in WCIA Ball Pit of Doom and Generalized Anxiety, But Mostly Doom! [More]
Meet Your Worst Company In America Not-So-Sweet 16!
March 27, 2013
Last week, 32 terrible titans of industry stepped on to the blood-stained mat of WCIA Death-and-Dismemberment Arena, but only 16 remain in this bestial battle royale to take home the treasured Golden Poo. [More]
Worst Company In America Round 1: UPS Vs. FedEx
March 27, 2013
The final match of Round One delivers the one-two punch of FedEx and UPS, both of whom were scheduled to fight earlier but had to reschedule because they were running late. [More]
Worst Company In America Round 1: AT&T Vs. Verizon
March 27, 2013
It’s the final day of Round One play in the Worst Company In America Thunderdome, so why not start it off with a showdown between the two largest — and most-hated — telecom titans around! [More]
Worst Company In America Round 1: United Airlines Vs. Carnival Cruise Lines
March 26, 2013
For one of these travel-industry titans, it’s time to book a one-way ticket. No refunds, no changes; just butt-kicking. [More]
Worst Company In America Round 1: Ticketmaster Vs. Equifax
March 26, 2013
It’s another glorious day of carnage in the WCIA mosh pit, as a perennial Golden Poo also-ran takes on an unseasoned newbie in a battle to the last breath. [More]
Worst Company In America Round 1: Comcast Vs. T-Mobile
March 25, 2013
Another big name steps into the WCIA semicircle of crippling depression and generalized anxiety, as a former tournament champ takes its first step toward retaking the title. [More]
Worst Company In America Round 1: EA Vs. Anheuser-Busch InBev
March 25, 2013
It’s Monday afternoon, so what better way to commemorate the joy of being back to work than with a WCIA battle between two companies intent on ruining your good times. [More]
Worst Company In America Round 1: Bank Of America Vs. Capital One
March 25, 2013
Your NCAA bracket might already be busted, but how are you doing with your WCIA predictions? Starting off today’s bloodshed is a showdown featuring the tournament’s perennial bridesmaid. [More]
Worst Company In America Round 1: Apple Vs. Microsoft
March 22, 2013
Let’s end the first week of WCIA play by throwing these two longtime rivals into a locked shipping container until only one of them comes out alive. [More]
Worst Company In America Round 1: Sears Vs. JCPenney
March 22, 2013
To mark the halfway point in the first round of WCIA, we bring you this fight between two department stores that are wildly adored… in an alternate universe where it’s still 1985. [More]
