Christina is broke as a joke. Wells Fargo doesn’t think this is funny and decides to shut down her account for having no money in it and no activity on it. No big whoop, she’ll just open another account. She does this twice. Then, whups! Those accounts were never closed! And we’re charging you fees because they were actually fee-based savings accounts! And you’re in collections! Good times, let them roll: [More]
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FiOS Is Fast Except When You Can't Upload Anything
Matt hasn’t been able to upload anything for 10 days now which is a bit of a problem when you have a home business built around uploading stuff for clients. [More]
The 4,000 Calorie 3-Pound Mondo Gummy Worm
The most truly frightening candy this Halloween doesn’t have razor blades or metal flakes in it, but 4,000 calories. [More]
Man Attacks 70 Year Old Woman At Walmart, Continues Checking Out
A Maryland man was arrested after beating a 70-year-old woman in Walmart after her shopping cart bumped into his wife’s shopping cart while changing lanes. [More]
All Mega Pops Removed From Shelves, Foreign Particle Concern
After a scare about metal flakes in Mega Pops lollipops, Colombina has asked store owners to remove all Mega Pops from their shelves as they investigate the candy for foreign particles. [More]
CableOne Tells Fire Victims To Pay For Incinerated Cable Gear
The fire raged through 62 units of the Galleria apartment homes in Fargo, ND. Flames shot out windows and black smoke billowed across the sky. No one was hurt but 150 residents are without homes. A now, their cable company wants them to pay for the equipment damaged in the blaze, between $500 to $1,000. [More]
Flight Delays Cost Passengers $16.7 B Per Year
Delayed flights aren’t just annoying, they’re expensive. A new FAA-funded study finds that they cost passengers $16.7 billion per year. That’s a lot of bags of peanuts. [More]
Phone Co. Wakes You Up At 6:48 In The Morning To Ask How Their Botched Service Call Went
Tom was woken up at 6:48 in the morning by an automated call from his telephone company. They wanted him to take a “how was our service?” survey. [More]
Metal Flakes Found In Lollipops
Better check your kids bags for Colombina Mega Pops this Halloween. A test of the lollipops found tiny metal flakes in them. Family Dollar has recalled the pops, which were also sold at a few other discount stores, and the North Carolina Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services has issued a warning. [More]
Supermarket Threatens To Fire Slowest Cashier, Destroys Brand Image
Steve and his wife were checking out at the supermarket when they noticed something odd about the cashier packing his bags. She was ramming all his groceries like she was trying to repair a levy in a flood. [More]
Shoplifter Forced To Dress As Bert, Carry "I Got Caught Shoplifting At Halloween Express" Sign
Talk about a punishment that suits the crime. [More]
Subway Says Your Sandwich Is "Cheating"
A Subway sandwich artist told Chet that the sandwich he’s been ordering for years is “illegitimate.” [More]
Town Passes Anti Black Friday Rampage Ordinance
Finally, one town has taken a stand against the madness and said, “no more.” [More]
Walmart Worker Gets Run Over Trying To Stop Robbery
They’re not paying you minimum wage to be a hero. [More]
Comcast Installs Cable By Draping It Across Yard
Reading this story, I imagine that on September 1st, the Comcast worker was standing there on the lawn, looking at the cable he had just installed for the two octogenarians. The cable went from the cable box to the house. It lay on the yard like a large, immobile black anaconda. He crossed his arms and said, “Yep, that looks about right,” and drove away to go eat a sandwich. The cable has now been lying out there for almost 2 months. [More]
AT&T Relinquishes Vicegrip On Ex-Customer's $500
Consumerist reader Teighlor and her boyfriend tried to sign up for AT&T U-verse but after 20 days of missed appointments and it never getting installed, they returned the equipment and canceled the service. AT&T then deducted $500 from their account for unreturned equipment. [More]
Frog Found In Frozen Veggies
A Michigan couple is croaking about an unusual, tiny, hitchhiker they found in their bag of frozen vegetables they bought at the Meijer supermarket. [More]