The most truly frightening candy this Halloween doesn’t have razor blades or metal flakes in it, but 4,000 calories.

Calling itself the “world’s largest gummy worm,” this 3 lb., 5 inch thick gooey monstrosity is “128 times more massive” than a normal gummy worm. It takes two fists to hold and eat all 26 inches of it and contains enough energy to feed a small village family, but of course you’ll be knocking that back in one extended streaming Netflix sitting, perhaps snugly ensconced inside a Cocon?

I have not personally consumed this product as I am afraid of it. (Thanks to Chris!)

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