So this is how Google is going to make the Nexus One work: Advanced voice-recognition technnology will whisper targeted ads directly into your ears, reports The Onion. [More]
onion
![Stouffers' Doesn't Want You To Kill Yourself](../../consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/3-24-2010-4-01-47-pm.jpg?w=250&h=183&crop=1)
Stouffers' Doesn't Want You To Kill Yourself
Yes, this is a fake news story from The Onion, but putting suicide prevention tips on frozen food is a pretty good marketing idea. I mean, if you kill yourself, you won’t be buying any more Stouffers’… right? [More]
![Ford Announces Solution To America's Car Woes: The 1993 Taurus](../../consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/custom_1257445140960_11-5-2009_1-18-28_pm.jpg?w=160&h=115&crop=1)
Ford Announces Solution To America's Car Woes: The 1993 Taurus
Here’s a video from The Onion that pretty much sums up our nation’s automobile situation. The added incentive of a free Primus tape is really what sold me.
![Google Invites Privacy-Concerned Users To Move To Remote Village](../../consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/barbedwirefence.jpg?w=158&h=105&crop=1)
Google Invites Privacy-Concerned Users To Move To Remote Village
The Onion reports that Google’s new privacy policy requires users who wish to opt out to relocate to a remote ghetto and abandon all contact with the outside world. (Photo: kalle svensson)