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Canadians Don’t Know What ‘Sex’ Means

According to a recent poll of 3,000 students, Canadians are much more pathetic than previously suspected:

Blind Sue Target, Claim Web Site Unfairly Needs To Be Seen

Blind Sue Target, Claim Web Site Unfairly Needs To Be Seen

A blind student in California has sued Target over the occularly-challenged unfriendliness of its web site.

Tiananmen Square on Google.cn

Tiananmen Square on Google.cn

One of our favorite blogs, Stay Free Daily, posted this side-by-side screen capture of the image search result for “Tiananmen Square”. The left side is from Google.fr. The right side is from Google.cn.

Gawker’s Newest Gossip Sheet: Vallywag

Gawker’s Newest Gossip Sheet: Vallywag

The inherent nepotism of the Gawker elite requires us to point out that we’ve launched a wonderful new site, Valleywag. Their blurb: “Valleywag is a tech gossip rag. You people in Silicon Valley are far too busy changing the world to care about sex, greed and hypocrisy. But if you ever need a break, come visit us at Valleywag.”

Microsoft Declines Releasing Fix For Data-Destroying Worm

Microsoft Declines Releasing Fix For Data-Destroying Worm

Despite the fact that tomorrow is D-Day for the computer worm lurking in many unsuspecting users’ systems — causing it to suddenly activate and destroy all of their Microsoft Office files — Microsoft has let everyone know that they won’t be releasing a fix for the Kama Sutra worm until — appropriately enough — Valentine’s Day.

Google Blog Explains Google.cn

Over at Google Blog, there’s a thoughtful post addressing the hub bub over the launch of a politically-censored Google.cn.

Google Censors Its Chinese Service

Google Censors Its Chinese Service

Google has decided to open up a censored Chinese search service:

Google, famous for its “Don’t Be Evil” philosophy, is seeking to soften potential criticism by promising to inform Chinese users when search results are censored, something other China-based search services do not do. The decision to exclude results on sensitive topics such as democratic reform, Taiwanese independence or the banned Falun Gong movement has clearly been particularly difficult for a company dedicated to making information “universally accessible”.

ISP Wins $11bn Lawsuit Against Spammer

ISP Wins $11bn Lawsuit Against Spammer

tips@consumerist.com gets a lot of email. A small percentage of it is made up of much coveted submissions from you, our beloved readers. We adore these. They allow us to get paid without the drudgery of actually having to find exciting new Consumerist “scoops” ourselves. So thanks for that, guys. Unfortunately, the much larger percentage of our email comes from Eastern European girls we have never met making presumptuous statements about our potency or – worse yet – phallic circumference. Spammers or friends of ex-girlfriends, in other words. But usually spammers.

Top 10 Online Banks

Top 10 Online Banks

There’s a swell article up on MSN Money listing the Top 10 Online Banks. If your bank’s on there, you are probably scratching your head and hiccuping “Huh?” over and over again to yourself, incredulous at its presence. But more interesting and less questionable than the list itself is the accompanying article, which details many of the pitfalls consumer’s face when switching over to an online banking solution: