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DirecTV Won't Even Show Up For Whoopi Goldberg

DirecTV Won't Even Show Up For Whoopi Goldberg

UPDATE: Here’s the video.

Time Warner Cable Lies And Says They Showed Up At Your House, When They Really Didn't

Time Warner Cable Lies And Says They Showed Up At Your House, When They Really Didn't

Jon’s was trying to get his cable line repaired with Time Warner Cable. The missed appointments were bad enough, but the worst was when Time Warner tried to argue with Jon that they had shown up for an appointment and Jon wasn’t there and didn’t answer his doorbell or pick up his phone.

UPDATE: Time Warner Cable Hoists Customer on its Own Petard

UPDATE: Time Warner Cable Hoists Customer on its Own Petard

Last week B wrote in about his struggles with Time Warner Cable. His signal was fine until a neighbor got his cable installed.

Time Warner Cable Hoists Customer on its Own Petard

B’s neighbor in the apartment complex got cable installed. The cable hookups for all apartments are located in a common utility closet. Shortly after his neighbor got his cable installed, B noticed his signal strength was vastly degraded.

Yet Another Comcast Customer Burned

Comcast, why is your scheduling system made out of peanut-butter and bits of baling wire?

Cable Install Horrors: The Wall Fish Expert

Cable Install Horrors: The Wall Fish Expert

A mysterious stranger, spoken of in exuberant tones, he is the one, the Last Scion, he who can magically draw a cable connection through the wall without drilling more holes than a methed-out woodpecker in a balsa wood warehouse, he is… The Wall Fish Expert!

Shopper Sinks Teeth into Cable Company

Shopper Sinks Teeth into Cable Company

This is the kind of butt-kicking story of shopper’s biting back that makes us bark. Okay, so we bark anyway, damn lycanthropy, but Dave’s story is swift, proactive and in the end, he gets what he wants and needs out of his cable company: a functional product at an acceptable price. Of course, he has to, figuratively speaking, shove a fist in their love handles, rip out their gall bladder and eat it in front of them, but sometimes a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do to get his DVR…