holidays

Holiday Savings Tips

Real Simple has 25 tips to help save money during the holidays, and we like a few of them. Our favorites:

Unused Gift Cards Profit Retailers By $4.8 Billion

Six percent of this year’s gift cards will go unused, netting retailers $4.8 billion in free money, the AP reports.

UPS Won’t Give Refunds During Holidays

UPS Won’t Give Refunds During Holidays

UPS ground doesn’t give refunds during the holidays.

Yes, Virginia, There is a Fruitcake Review Blog

Yes, Virginia, There is a Fruitcake Review Blog

Hey, what do you know. It turns out that some people do actually like fruitcake. No, we’re serious. Anyway, a reader sent us a link to her friend’s fruitcake blog. Yes, someone has been tasting and writing about fruitcakes since the summer. Why would anyone do this? I’m sure she has her reasons, and I’m sure you can read about them on her blog. Personally, we hate even the smell of fruitcakes, but to each her own.—MEGHANN MARCO (Thanks, Nancy!)

Gifts.com Profiles Personalities

Gifts.com Profiles Personalities

We’ve been seeing commercials for the gift shopping site, “Gifts.com”, and wanted to check it out. We pretended that we were someone else shopping for us and took the quiz to find out what we would like. If that sentence made no sense, we apologize. Anyway, the results were acceptable, if not perfect. Gifts.com thinks we are “a thinker” and suggested things like boardgames and sudoku puzzles. Since we play sudoku on our DS all the time, we can’t argue with the results. We do not, however, want most of the crap they suggested, so maybe Gifts.com only works if you’re buying shit for really stereotypical people…in which case you probably already have a good idea what they want. Still, it’s cute and likely will generate ideas for gifts that you might not have thought of on your own.—MEGHANN MARCO

AMEX’s MyWishlist: Everything You Need To Know

Once again, the American Express website offers cardmembers a chance to participate in the “My Wishlist” promotion, but what’s it all about?

Gift Giving Tip: Pretend Your Loved Ones Are Strangers

Gift Giving Tip: Pretend Your Loved Ones Are Strangers

“Familiarity with another consumer is not particularly helpful when predicting the others’ product attitudes,” Lerouge and Warlop say. They find that even when our loved ones tell us what they like, we think we know better. The findings appear in the December issue of the Journal of Consumer Research.”

Gift Cards Are New Source of Scams

Thieves have been writing down the numbers of unused gift cards. Once the card has been activated, they take the numbers online and start shopping.

EXCLUSIVE: TBWA’s Vomit-Soaked Holiday Party Invite

The holiday party invite from TBWAChiatDay, NYC, has the answer, and it’s not pretty.

Walmart: First Holiday Sales Slump in a Decade.

Walmart: First Holiday Sales Slump in a Decade.

Walmart is announcing its first November sales slump in a decade, “In a season of what has been pretty healthy numbers from retailers, Wal-Mart has been lackluster, to say the least,” said Adrianne Shapira, an analyst at Goldman Sachs. “Houston, there is a problem.”

Volkswagen: “Why Not Skip A Payment?”

Volkswagen: “Why Not Skip A Payment?”

Ramit over at I Will Teach You To Be Rich sent us this heads up about some predatory lending behavior from Volkswagen Credit. Ramit’s friend received a friendly-looking mailing suggesting, “Why Not Skip a Payment This Holiday Season?” The text of the letter reads:

You Came. You Shopped. You Bought a Skinny TV.

Flat panel TVs are shaping up to be the most popular purchase this holiday season. Why? You consumers are too “confused” (read: too smart to get drawn in) by the format wars between HD DVD and Blu-ray, and you can’t get your hands on a Wii or a PS3. That leaves your ugly, bulky old TV. Ugh! Time for a new one. Also, in addition to a flat screen, you want a bigger TV. “Screen size is very important to consumers this season, with a majority of them looking at screens of 30 inches or more and spending an average of $1,950. The 42-inch size will be the most popular of all, IDC said. “

Free Black Friday Hugs

Would you hug this man? —MEGHANN MARCO

HOWTO: Cook a Turducken

A turducken, in case you don’t know, is a turkey stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken. We know. Fantastic idea. Anyway, turducken is the stuff of legends, so we thought we’d try to help the dream become reality with a few links to some turducken HOWTO action. Thanksgiving isn’t until tomorrow! There’s still time for turducken! —MEGHANN MARCO

Airlines Cut Fares Through Dec 12

According to the LA Times, “Led by Delta Air Lines Inc., most major carriers cut leisure fares through Dec. 12, although the deals don’t apply to the busiest days around Thanksgiving and may sell out quickly.

8-point Buck Runs Wild Inside Super Target

An 8-point buck activated the automatic doors of a West Des Moines, Iowa SuperTarget and strolled right in. That’s all the information you need; on to the bad jokes from witnesses:

Walmart Predicts Flat Sales In November

Walmart Predicts Flat Sales In November

Walmart dampened our holiday spirit today with a forecast of flat sales throughout November at stores open longer than one year. What’s the problem?

Holiday Shopping Secrets

Holiday Shopping Secrets

• Befriend the store staff. Ask with your best bambi eyes if there’s any unadvertised coupons or sales going on that week.