grocery shrink ray

Even Garbage Bags Are Not Immune To The Grocery Shrink Ray

Even Garbage Bags Are Not Immune To The Grocery Shrink Ray

Now that you have to buy more packages of your favorite orange juice, ice cream, and butter to get the same amount of the product as you used to get in one package… you’re bound to have more garbage, right? Just a little bit more?

Complain About Tropicana's Shrinking Containers, Earn A Free Carton Of Juice

Complain About Tropicana's Shrinking Containers, Earn A Free Carton Of Juice

Joel loves his orange juice and is none too pleased with Tropicana’s recent decision to shrink their containers by 7 oz. He fired off a complaint through Tropicana’s website, and was pleasantly surprised when the company responded with a coupon for a free carton of shrunken sweetness.

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Blue Bell ice cream never shrank either. [Blue Bell]

New Tropicana! Now With Less Orange Juice!

New Tropicana! Now With Less Orange Juice!

Reader Linda is unimpressed with Tropicana’s new “easy pour pitcher” because it means she’ll be getting 7 oz less orange juice for the same price. So, she called them up and gave them a piece of her mind.

Brigham's Ice Cream Never Shrank

Brigham's Ice Cream Never Shrank

If you’re sick of ice-cream makers shrinking their package sizes, maybe you should try Brigham’s ice-cream. They’re still selling true quarts and true 1/2 gallons, with 15.5% butter fat and 55% air. They might be hard to find in some places but they’re the number-one selling vanilla in Boston. Non-deceptive labeling and sizes, wicked!

Grocery Shrink Ray Hits Edy’s Ice Cream

Grocery Shrink Ray Hits Edy’s Ice Cream

Attention Ice Cream Lovers: The evil entity wielding the grocery shrink ray has pointed its malevolent device at Edy’s Ice Cream. The standard jug of ice cream is now 1.5 quarts, down from an already-shrunken 1.75. The price, naturally, is exactly the same.