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Consumerist Tshirt Finalists
By 8.29.06
Of all the many many fantastic slogans that you guys sent it, these stuck out as the strongest. Before we throw up the poll, just want to make sure they’re cool with and we’re not missing anything. If you feel something awesome is missing, make your case in the comments or send us word on the tips line. Tomorrow, we vote.
Consumerist Tshirt Contest: Deadline Friday!
By 8.22.06
Here’s some of your t-shirt slogans that particularly tickled our quixotic glands:
Consumerist Reader Tshirt Slogans
By 8.16.06
Our contest for readers to create the next Consumerist tshirt is in full swing. Here’s the best of the bunch so far, in our humble opinions.
AOL’s Gold Rush Contest Strangely Parallels Legal Efforts
By 8.16.06
Maybe this is why AOL is so eager to get those gold bars from the spammer’s backyard?
Consumerist T-Shirt Contest
By 8.11.06
Insert witty remark here! Enter the Consumerist tshirt contest and earn fame and glory beyond the tip line and comments box!
What’s The Best Company in America?
By 6.27.06
Submit your company of choice in the comments or on the tipline. Include *why* you’re recommending a specific business. Even better if you have a personal story to tell.
The Unattainable Coca Cola Couch
By 6.8.06
When I was in school, mysterious state-endorsed hucksters would burst through my classroom door from time to time with arms full of candy bars. These guys would then proceed to gang press us all as unpaid door-to-door candy salesmen. The candy bars (which were usually more peanut and Chinese newspaper than chocolate) were uniformly terrible; moreover, they cost like 5 bucks each. But these guys were smart: they kept us hustling with the promise of prizes for reaching impossible goals. Ten candy bars sold got you a pencil, but a million? A robot dinosaur that transformed into a monster truck. Needless to say, the best prizes were logistically unattainable.
Winner: Neologify Your Consumerisms
By 4.17.06
Last week we held a contest, in parallel with Valleywag, for the best consumer neologism. Here are the results.
Busted Product Photo Contest Gallery
By 3.17.06
Look, we’ve got a magic gallery to look through all the entries. Click on a picture and start browsing. If you don’t see a whole bunch of photos below, hit refresh.
Battle to be America’s Cleanest Toilet
By 2.28.06
Cast your vote for America’s cleanest restroom at bestrestroom.com.
