complaints

Comcast Sucks It

Comcast Sucks It

Another log on the bonfire of Comcast’s legion crappy customer service, John’s internet went out for no reason and Comcast is going to take at least six days to show up. Six days without spam, guys taking videos of their coffee maker or DRM news.

Monday Morning Reminder: It’s A Good Week To Write Us

Monday Morning Reminder: It’s A Good Week To Write Us

After a record week for readers’ emails, last week was a bit slower, with about half of the previous weeks’ 27 emails. I guess we’re bleeding you guys dry. Perhaps you don’t have what it takes to be a disgruntled consumer? We’re throwing down the gauntlet: can’t you guys find something to complain about?

Trifecta of Crappy Airplane Stories

Trifecta of Crappy Airplane Stories

It’s the mother lode, one man’s tale of how his and his family’s Memorial Day weekend was ruined, in swift succession, by no less than three airlines.

Dell Hard Sells Soft Product

Dell Hard Sells Soft Product

Late & Broken Bay Furniture To Destroy True Love?

Late & Broken Bay Furniture To Destroy True Love?

Ah, young love. First, the deflowering. Then, the surreptitious placing of a bug in your beloved’s ear to move in together. This step is important — the trick is to link your assets to hers before she gets wise to what you’re really like. And finally, the all important joint purchase of a new piece of furniture cements her to you forever.

Vonage is Boneage

Vonage is Boneage

If V for Vonage then C is for crappy customer care.

The Illuminating Company, Or Was That… Illuminatus?

The Illuminating Company, Or Was That… Illuminatus?

Dear Consumerist,

Broken Bumpers, Sneaky Mechanics, and Screaming

Broken Bumpers, Sneaky Mechanics, and Screaming

This is never a good way to start a date:

Turning the Tables on the Hudson

Turning the Tables on the Hudson

Robert Norton is staying at the Hudson Hotel here in New York and his feet are cold:

eBags eSucks

eBags eSucks

If you’re looking to go out of town this weekend and plan on purchasing last-minute luggage online, look elsewhere than eBags for your portage needs.

Oh Bun Pain!

To: feedback@aubonpain.com

Monday Morning Reminder: We Love Your Emails

Monday Morning Reminder: We Love Your Emails

Last week was a big week for reader tips: we posted over 27 of the damn things. God bless you, our gentle readers, for the hundreds of dollars worth of posts we were paid for yet didn’t have to compose. We will think fondly of you when mopping up the tamali and caviar spilling forth from the innards of our champagne-boiled lobsters.

TV Shipping in the Valley of the Amazons

TV Shipping in the Valley of the Amazons

Man buys TV from Amazon. UPS keeps dropping it. Perhaps Amazon should use better packing.

Customer Says “Flowers by ANOT!”

Customer Says “Flowers by ANOT!”

You know, we’re really happy to see a new trend of submissions to tips@consumerist.com: anecdotal customer horror stories accompanied by copies of letters our readers sent to the company and the Better Business Bureau. Don’t get us wrong: this site is very much an outlet for you to rant and then forget, if that’s what you want to do. The word of mouth helps inform our other readers of what kind of service they might be getting when shopping at a company. But simply complaining isn’t what makes a consumerist, really: it’s taking a breach of trust or service to a higher, more official level, trying to raise awareness and achieve resolution.

Waiter, There’s a Lack of Disclosure in My Soup

Waiter, There’s a Lack of Disclosure in My Soup

Amazon Wedding Wishlist: A Lesbian Speaks

Unadulterated gold: Amazon.com hates all lesbians. Or, at least one. An open letter, ostensibly to us.

Insurance Upsell Smells Off

Insurance Upsell Smells Off

    Hi Ben,

Why Marketers Are Douchebags

Why Marketers Are Douchebags

There’s an article yesterday on Mediapost that we’re not sure what to think of. It’s called, “What To Do With The Haters” and it’s all about how companies should engage irate customers online in public forums.