We applaud this this a bowl of water inside a Commerce Bank in Brooklyn Heights. It is for pooches to lap at while their owners get multiples of $20 bills from the ATM. Good thing the threat of doggy AIDS is now but an 80’s in-joke.
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![Time to Human, Banks, Day 5](../../../../consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/tth421.jpg?w=300&h=225&crop=1)
Time to Human, Banks, Day 5
Ring ring, Mr. Banker, pick up the phone, we hit the stopwatch and hang up. Here are the results.
![Time to Human, Banks, Day 4](../../../../consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/tth420.jpg?w=300&h=225&crop=1)
Time to Human, Banks, Day 4
Today’s results in our week-long test of how long it takes banks humanoids to pick up the ring ring ring.
![Time to Human, Banks, Day 3](../../../../consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/tthbanksday3.jpg?w=300&h=225&crop=1)
Time to Human, Banks, Day 3
The results of today’s benchmark test to see how long it takes banks’ live humans to pick up the phone.
![Time to Human, Banks, Day 1](../../../../consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/tttttttttt.jpg?w=300&h=225&crop=1)
Time to Human, Banks, Day 1
We’ll be calling up the banks this week to see who’s the quickest at having a human pick up the phone.
![UPDATE: Commerce Bank: Liar, Pants Ablaze](../../../../consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/ablazeblaze1.jpg?w=180&h=160&crop=1)
UPDATE: Commerce Bank: Liar, Pants Ablaze
Yesterday, B.L. Ochman sent in complaint about going into Commerce bank, seeing a sign that said, “Deposit ’til 6. Next Day Availability.” At 4 p.m. she approached a teller with a deposit. The teller said, “Just so you know, I’m working on tomorrow, so this won’t be credited today.” Hello, disconnect!
![Commerce Bank: Liar, Pants Ablaze](../../../../consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/ablazeblaze.jpg?w=180&h=160&crop=1)
Commerce Bank: Liar, Pants Ablaze
B.L. Ochman is crying foul over a sign up at every New York Commerce bank (pictured). She says it’s deceptive marketing and she’s got the story to prove it: