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Krempasky vs. Consumerist Blog Roundup

Krempasky vs. Consumerist Blog Roundup

Whither Krempasky?

Whither Krempasky?

Despite breaking a non-disclosure with a PR rep (above, far left), we slept soundly last night.

Krempasky, Walmart Apologist, Responds To Consumerist Outing

Krempasky, Walmart Apologist, Responds To Consumerist Outing

Blogosphere hall monitor for Walmart, Mike Krempasky, took the time to reply to our post disclosing emails we exchanged about a meeting we had several months ago. A meeting he would rather we not discuss, but we did anyway on behalf of the No Respect! podcast. After the jump, his remarks and our ripostes, wherein we ponder the ethics of lying to a PR flack… and whether that’s even technically possible.

Walmart Is Mad At The Consumerist

Walmart Is Mad At The Consumerist

Earlier this summer, we did an interview with the No Respect! podcast. They asked us about The Consumerist in general and Walmart in particular. Especially of interest was our meeting with Mike Krempasksy (above, center, tie), who runs the Walmart blog war team at Edelman PR. After a series of disapariging posts, Mike wanted to meet up with us for drinks. He opened the meeting with, “This is all off the record.” The next thing out of his mouth was, “What can we do to get you to stop writing about our companies?” You can hear more about it in this episode of the No Respect! podcast.

Target Targets Blogger

Target Targets Blogger

It seems our buddy Target Corp. doesn’t like it when bloggers post store policies on the Internets. Their rational response? Duh, lawsuit.

Finally Found Nice WiFi Spot in Brooklyn

Finally Found Nice WiFi Spot in Brooklyn

Maybe it was so hard to find the perfect Brooklyn blog spot because it didn’t exist. Barnes and Noble and their lack of electrical outlets certainly didn’t do it. In The Tea Lounge we ended up pulling the Pacman machine cord just to get the publicly breast-fed toddlers away. Then, moments before the razor penetrated our wrist flesh, Palo Santo opened.

Please Ignore the 800 Pound Guerilla Marketer in the Corner, Napster Frontmen Beg

Please Ignore the 800 Pound Guerilla Marketer in the Corner, Napster Frontmen Beg

We could have been the ones to get a bad PR flack fired. Two weeks ago, Nadine at Guerilla PR tried to airplane gaming blog Kotaku a big bowl of Napster payola:

Dell’s Blog Has Hot, Sexy Girls 24/7!

Dell’s Blog Has Hot, Sexy Girls 24/7!

PayPerPost.com Pays You To Blog Shill Without Disclosure

PayPerPost.com Pays You To Blog Shill Without Disclosure

As a professional blogger, I spend my mornings in my kitchen, visible smell waves oscillating off of me, typing out my morning posts at a make-shift desk made up entirely of old beer cans. A misanthropic shut-in, I have no real idea of how the outside world works, which I find to be the prerequisite to confidently usher forth my opinions to the same. Facts can only muddle up the purity of my platitudes. it’s really a lot like being an extremely well-paid ignoramus.

Vroom-Vroom, Putt-Putt: Edelman Drives the Blogosphere.

Vroom-Vroom, Putt-Putt: Edelman Drives the Blogosphere.

Bitchin’ Heard Round the Blogosphere

Bitchin’ Heard Round the Blogosphere

Insert your blogged complaint here. Why should these folks get all the traffic?

Everyday Hogwash Rolls in Mud

Everyday Hogwash Rolls in Mud

Back in January, we let you know about Everyday Hogwash, a place where people share “rants” about companies and customer service and hidden fees, yadda yadda, it’s like The Consumerist except with prizes.

AP Journalists Plagiarise Blogger

AP Journalists Plagiarise Blogger

Journalists don’t respect bloggers. That’s okay, we don’t respect journalists much either. Although we will always admire a clever writer, an excellent observationalist, a sound investigator or a great reporter, the entire concept of the “journalist” — untouchable, clergy-like purveyors of knowledge and opinion in a modern world that would be lost without them — makes us want to headbutt splayed scissors. Journalists are the guys too inept and self-righteous to be good reporters, commentators or essayists.

PR Monolith Edelman’s Wal-Mart Cramps and Diarrhea

PR Monolith Edelman’s Wal-Mart Cramps and Diarrhea

A brief glance on what goes on inside the mind of PR giant and Wal-Mart lover, Richard Edelman, courtesy of Gawker.com. Our virginal, Harriet-the-Spy-esque sister writes,

Everyday Hogwash: Oh, That Life!

Everyday Hogwash: Oh, That Life!

VOIP provider SunRocket has launched Everyday Hogwash, a contest site where bloggers can submit their complaints about niggling problems for a chance to win cash prizes. SunRocket’s marketing tag line is “the no-gotcha phone company,” from which they are stringing a tenuous line to the theme of the website . (We have yet to divine what Commander Sisko on ecstacy has to do with life’s little problems, but we aren’t in marketing.)