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Fly First Class With Human Waste

Fly First Class With Human Waste

Pith & Vinegar; Irony Available in 26 New Colors

• Digg users rush to fill AOL’s Digg ripoff with stories about AOL’s Digg ripoff, inadvertently swelling the member list AOL can tout to advertisers in the process. [Valleywag]

The News; Rich, Creamy, Lung Cancer

The News; Rich, Creamy, Lung Cancer

• Nation’s factories prescribed Cialis. [NYT]

Breaking: Farecast Public Beta Announced

Breaking: Farecast Public Beta Announced

The News

• Northwest and its flight attendants enter final denouement, again. [CT]

Farecast Predicts Airfare

Farecast Predicts Airfare

The News

The News

• Airlines fill up on freight to try to make a buck. Cargo crates complain of cramped quarters, having to buy own forklifts. [CT]

US Airways Kills Peanuts

US Airways Kills Peanuts

They still had peanuts? Well, no longer as you can now add US Airways to the list of airlines not serving bagged tributes to George Washington Carver. The airline claims it’s to stop peanut particles drifting from passenger’s gnashing maws and into the orifices of peanut allergy sufferers, a deadly disaster that also serves as the premise for last summer’s blockbuster, “Peanuts on a Plane.”

Best Stories Ever, This Week

Best Stories Ever, This Week

UPS Takes a Year to Deliver Package. What else is rotting in the UPS warehouses across America?

Airlines Owe Frequent Flyers 27M Free Trips

Airlines Owe Frequent Flyers 27M Free Trips

Thoroughly filed in the ‘old news’ department, there’s a USA Today article up complaining about just how gosh darn difficult it is to redeem your frequent flyers miles these days. There’s no new information in the article, except a statistic we didn’t know that makes airline stinginess seem even worse: growth in frequent flyer programs increases at a rate of about 13% per year, even as it gets harder and harder to do anything with your points.

UPDATE: Trifecta of Crappy Airplane Stories, +1

UPDATE: Trifecta of Crappy Airplane Stories, +1

Here’s a first, Justin writes about one of the very same extreme flight delays that another reader wrote in about!

UPDATE: Trifecta of Crappy Airplane Stories

UPDATE: Trifecta of Crappy Airplane Stories

After going through a ringer of horror with three different airlines on Friday, Sebastien and his family retreated home to try again the next day. On Saturday, he and his brood were “selectees” earmarked for special detention by TSA at the security checkpoint. Later, he noticed his ticket had “SSSS” printed in the lower right-hand corner. His return ticket, where he had no special inspeciton, had no such S’s.

Trifecta of Crappy Airplane Stories

Trifecta of Crappy Airplane Stories

It’s the mother lode, one man’s tale of how his and his family’s Memorial Day weekend was ruined, in swift succession, by no less than three airlines.

Northwest Trimming Handlers Paychecks

Northwest Trimming Handlers Paychecks

As if baggage delays and maltreatment weren’t bad enough already, baggage handlers may soon even have less of an incentive for your luggage to arrive with all its Vuitons on its Louis.

Delta’s Carpet Doesn’t Match Its Drapes, Settles For a Brazillian

Delta’s Carpet Doesn’t Match Its Drapes, Settles For a Brazillian

Things have gotten really bad for Delta lately. Not only are they asking employees to volunteer to clean their airplanes, but, perhaps more damning, their aircraft are reportedly suffering from interior decoration failures. You know an airline is in straits most dire when they can’t even afford good drapery, without which, steerage class passengers are treated to full-frontal views of the world of delights and splendor that is first class. Bucky Turco was one such plebe and, armed with camera, documented the horror story.

To Build A Better Flying Sardine Can

To Build A Better Flying Sardine Can

One of the most hackle raising moments while traveling by plane is the mandible gnashing period while we stutter in the aisle waiting for our fellow passengers to stuff their oversized floral bags into the overhead bins.

HOWTO: Sue an Airline and Win

HOWTO: Sue an Airline and Win

Sometimes it’s just right to be right.

BiddingForTravel.com

BiddingForTravel.com

One of the problems with travel bidding sites such as Priceline and Hotwire is that you’re betting blind. The house has all the stats, has already determined what they’re going to pay and it’s up to you to guess what might work.