Government Policy

Tradition Of Stabby Kohl's Shoplifters Wielding Hypodermic Needles Continues

Tradition Of Stabby Kohl's Shoplifters Wielding Hypodermic Needles Continues

In the Official Kohl’s Shoplifters’ Handbook there is a passage that requires all certified members to pack hypodermic needles to threaten authorities with when caught. [More]

Financial Reform Bill Passes Senate, 60-39

Financial Reform Bill Passes Senate, 60-39

Two weeks after finally getting through the House of Representatives in a heavily edited form, the financial reform bill was passed by the Senate earlier today by a vote of 60-39. [More]

Judge Throws Out $4,000 Fine For Picking Up Free Air-Conditioner

Judge Throws Out $4,000 Fine For Picking Up Free Air-Conditioner

Yesterday, we wrote about a New York City woman whose car was impounded and who was fined thousands of dollars after her nephew used her car to — horror of horrors — pick up an abandoned air-conditioner from a city curb. Good news: Both she and her nephew have had the ridiculous fines erased. [More]

Goldman Might Settle All SEC Probes With One Lump Sum

Goldman Might Settle All SEC Probes With One Lump Sum

To avoid a costly and extended legal process and staunch further image degradation, Goldman Sachs is talking to the SEC about tying up their big probe and all their little probes in a little bow. [More]

Early Tests Show Some Runaway Toyotas Caused By Driver Error

Early Tests Show Some Runaway Toyotas Caused By Driver Error

The Wall Street Journal reported earlier this week that, according to an anonymous source, preliminary analysis at the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) shows that most unintended acceleration incidents involving now-recalled Toyota vehicles were due to driver error. [More]

CPSC Votes To Ban Drop-Side Cribs, Pottery Barn Recalls 82,000 Of Them

CPSC Votes To Ban Drop-Side Cribs, Pottery Barn Recalls 82,000 Of Them

The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission says that due to 153 deaths in the last four years, they have voted (5-0) to ban drop-side cribs. [More]

FDA Panel Split On Vote To Remove Avandia From Shelves

FDA Panel Split On Vote To Remove Avandia From Shelves

Today, an advisory panel met to discuss and vote on whether or not to recommend if the FDA should pull diabetes drug Avandia from the market over a possible link to increased risk of heart attacks. In the end, the voting leaves no definite direction for how the FDA will ultimately come down on the issue. [More]

Recent Recalls

Recent Recalls

The products were recalled recently for being hazardous. Mr. Skully says, watch out! [More]

Parents Television Council F*cking Pissed About Repeal Of FCC Indecency Ban

Parents Television Council F*cking Pissed About Repeal Of FCC Indecency Ban

Not surprisingly, in the wake of yesterday’s decision by a New York court to scrap the ridiculous FCC rule against on-air profanity, the not-at-all-overprotective folks at the Parents Television Council are raising their hands in the air and asking, “What about the children?” [More]

Picking Up Furniture From The Curb Could Cost You Thousands

Picking Up Furniture From The Curb Could Cost You Thousands

Walking the sidewalks of just about any city — especially one like New York where apartment turnover is at a high level — you’re likely to find at least one or two chairs, shelves, mirrors, dressers, etc., that are in passable, if not pristine, condition. But be warned before you go putting that side table in the back of a cab — it could end up costing you a lot of money. [More]

BP Took 79 Days To Do Fix Citizen Sent Them On Day 6

BP Took 79 Days To Do Fix Citizen Sent Them On Day 6

A reader claims he emailed BP and the White House on April 28th with the very method put into place to seal the gushing oil well on July 10th, and all he ever got back were boilerplate form letter replies. [More]

F*ck Yeah! Court Strikes Down FCC Rule Against Unscripted Expletives

F*ck Yeah! Court Strikes Down FCC Rule Against Unscripted Expletives

The next time Bono drops the F-bomb while accepting an award or Janet Jackson’s nipple makes a cameo appearance at the Super Bowl, broadcasters won’t have to worry about facing mammoth fines from the FCC. A federal appeals court has said “f@ck this sh&t” to the controversial ban. [More]

Like Pizza? Maybe You Should Work For The TSA

Like Pizza? Maybe You Should Work For The TSA

One would think that in these tough economic times, placing a help-wanted ad in the paper or online would be sufficient for netting employers a pile of resumes. But the Transportation Safety Administration has decided to target a very specific demographic in the Washington, D.C., area — pizza eaters. [More]

D.C. Metrobus Riders, Make Sure Your Driver Isn't A Teenage Conman

D.C. Metrobus Riders, Make Sure Your Driver Isn't A Teenage Conman

Bus passengers usually trust that the person behind the wheel is who they say he is, because who would want to wear a uniform and drive around for hours for no pay? You know what they say about those who assume, though. Their bus ends up getting crashed into a tree by a 19-year-old pretending to be a bus driver. [More]

Johnson & Johnson Hit With Fraud And Racketeering Lawsuits Over Tylenol Recalls

Johnson & Johnson Hit With Fraud And Racketeering Lawsuits Over Tylenol Recalls

The only thing more certain than stinky Tylenol this year is that there would be a lawsuit from consumers at some point, and now it’s happened. Five times, in fact. They’ve been filed against Johnson & Johnson’s McNeil Consumer Healthcare unit and seek class action status, and accuse J&J/McNeil of failing to properly recall the bad drugs and of failing to adequately compensate consumers. [More]

Massachusetts AG Shoots Down Town's Bottled Water Ban

Massachusetts AG Shoots Down Town's Bottled Water Ban

In an effort to cut down on the number of plastic bottles turning up in its dumps — and streets and parks — the town of Concord, Mass., voted in April to ban the sale of bottled water in their town. But late last week, the state’s Attorney General took a big gulp of her bottle of Evian and said “not so fast.” [More]

Apple Offering Free Repair Or Replacement On Some Time Capsules

Apple Offering Free Repair Or Replacement On Some Time Capsules

If you were one of the early adopters for the Apple Time Capsule back in 2008 and yours won’t power up, you might be able to get it repaired or replaced for free, or get a refund for repairs you already paid for, reports TUAW. To see if you’ve got a recalled model, look for a serial number between XX807XXXXXX and XX814XXXXXX. [More]

More "Moldy, Musty" Tylenol Recalled

More "Moldy, Musty" Tylenol Recalled

That stink coming from your medicine cabinet may just be Tylenol, Motrin or Benadryl, according to the latest recall from Johnson & Johnson. The company is recalling 21 additional lots of drugs, including batches of Tylenol, Children’s Tylenol, Benadryl and Motrin. The company says “the risk of adverse medical events is remote.” [More]