You Can Now Buy Pre-Muddied Sneakers For Only $215

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Because we all know the inconvenience of having too much money and not enough stuff to spend it on, you can now kill two birds with one stone: Never worry about getting your spanking white shoes dirty by buying pre-muddied kicks for the bargain price of $215. Saves you time and stress over the inevitable, and provides a way to dispose of that extra income.

Across the pond where they call sneakers “trainers,” notes the utter despair of dirtying up your own new shoes.

That brings us to a joint effort between designer Kazuki Kuraishi and conceptual artist Ryan Gander, along with Adidas Originals, to create these weird shoes/works of art (?) called the Adidas x KZK ZXZ 750 RG 84-Lab.

It’s not real mud that will end up all over your floors (I buy pre-muddied floors, anyway), as the brown stuff is just a clever paint job.

The pair retail for only £129, or about $215 here. But again, mud is free.

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